He Can Cook For Me Anytime

It turns out the second episode of the American version of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares was just as satisfying as the first.

Fact: Gordon Ramsay is so manly he has three balls. The extra one just hangs there for the overflow of testosterone. Seriously.
Living in Canada, where you are trained to be so passive and self-deferential that you will say sorry to the guy who splashes his coffee on you on the streetcar, I adore Ramsay. And not only is he fearless, but he appears shirtless in every episode of his show. Thank you.

The added man-bonus in last week's episode (which took place at a really gross Indian restaurant in NYC) was our introduction to Vikas, a doe-eyed Indian chef/consultant who Ramsay brought in to fix the menu at Dillons (yeah, that was that name of the Indian restaurant). He was like Robin to Ramsay's Batman. Even the flies were buzzing.