Gossip Girl + ANTM Winner = Fav Episode

So, I was going to skip Gossip Girl last night but then I remembered my lovah is gone for the week and the only comforts I have are leftover biryani and TV.

Never have I been so grateful for being a loser. This week's episode of Gossip Girl had it all: a masquerade ball, a hookah, two inappropriate kisses, and--wait for it--Caridee English, cycle 7 America's Next Top Model winner!

Now, Caridee is on the show for all of two seconds but who cares? Caridee is the only ANTM winner you could ever imagine being your BFF, even is she would be that BFF who is so hot no guy would ever notice you when the two of you go out together.

As for Gossip Girl, oh, there's scandal. Nate kisses Serena, but it's actually Jenny, who sneaks into the ball to avenge both Blair and Chuck. Serena's mother, Lily smooches a horrifically-suited Rufus. There's cocaine slipping out of books, parents doing naughty deeds, and at the end? Perogies!