Another Sign I'm White? I'm in Denial About How White I Am

If you haven't checked it out already, the blog Stuff White People Like is worth a visit.

It lists white people common denominators like standing still at concerts, wanting multilingual children, and owning modern furniture.

Basically, it turns out my husband is the whitest person I know, and I am a close second.

While at first I was sort of shocked and disturbed, the more I probed the list of white traits, the more relief I felt. All these years I have felt devoid of any culture connection to others. I mean, what am I? Canadian? Scottish-English-German?

I'm white!

At least it's something.