Tom Cruise Scares Me

I know I'm like a week late on the whole Tom-Cruise-is-fucking-crazy train. I just assumed Tom and his humanoid league of lawyers would have erased all existing online proof of his madness by now and the world would return its focus to more pressing matters, like where Suri is parting her hair these days.

But the Scientology promo video remains up and running and if you haven't seen it you need to. Right now. Seriously.

If you have ever doubted your own grasp on reality, this video is the equivalent of ten years of therapy. Prepare to be mortified.