It Takes Balls to Take on Balls

During a recent jaunt to the quaint town of Stratford, my hubby and I were both distracted by what appeared to be a giant pair of balls hanging from the back of a pick-up truck.

On closer inspection it turned out that it was indeed a big pair of white nuts dragging below the trailer hitch. After a pregnant pause we burst out laughing and continued on our way.

Turns out vehicular testes are not such a laughing matter. An American state delegate is looking to get the rubber cojones banned and a $250 fine imposed on drivers who can keep their dicks, but not their balls, in their pants.

And right before the big launch of the minivan vag.