The Bachelor Admits "I'm Just Not That Into You" and Studio Audience Proves Women Prefer Liars

I will admit, I did not watch a single episode of The Bachelor this season. Or any other season, for that matter.

But knowing how this season's finale ended fills me with regret. See, if I had watched 10 weeks of grown women swallowing their self-respect to cattily compete for a chance at love, only for the bachelor to turn around and say, "Nya. Not interested," I think I would have wet my pants.

Historically my biggest complaint with weasels is that they pretend to have feelings for you, even when it is very obvious that the dick-hickey came from someone else. I mean, how many times has a guy told you, "No, it's cool. Of course, I'm into you," as he is texting/calling/boinking another girl.

Not so much? Okay, maybe it's just me.

But that still does not explain the indignant outrage this female studio audience expresses when confronted by the honest revelations of a still-bachelor bachelor.