Thursday, August 7, 2008

Morgan Freeman "Real Good"

Morgan Freeman is feeling "real good" after being released from Elvis Presley Regional Medical Centre today at "12 noon Memphis time" (not to be confused with "Love Me Tender" time or Greenwich Mean Time).

Freeman, 71, was driving his lady friend's '97 Nissan Maxima on Sunday night when it rolled. His lady friend is 48.

Morgan Freeman, who is famous for playing, well, Morgan Freeman, will be wearing a neck brace for the next six months.

His wife, however, will likely be wearing half her husband's earnings after her divorce attorney is finished with him. It was confirmed today that the pair, married since 1984, will be parting ways.

I normally don't post gossip but I just really wanted you to know that Morgan Freeman press releases sound just like Morgan Freeman.

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