Unplanned Pregnancies are the New Uggs

Okay, so when did girls stop using birth control pills? You remember them, those little dots that take away cramps, clear up your skin and oh yeah, keep you from getting knocked up?

First the she-was-hot-before-she-lost-too-much-weight Jessica Alba confesses she's baking a bun in the oven with her on and off again boyfriend. Then coke-sniffing mediocre songstress Lilly Allen announces she's preggers. Now 16-year-old Britney sibling Jamie Lynn Spears admits she and her "long-time" boyfriend (snrk) are expecting.

In the good old days, random hook-ups didn't even require an exchange of numbers. Now scoring means stretch marks and post-partum. I feel for my single sisters.