Survivor China Loser Secretly Hiding on Rogers Site

So, this morning I discover that the restaurant around the corner from where I stayed in NYC, the very same restaurant I twice debated eating in, is the same restaurant where SJP was masticating this month. And apparently she was dishing on the new Sex and the City movie. Tragic.

But just as shit slips down the drain, so does fresh water flood in.

Much to my pathetic delight, when I was investigating Rogers Wireless packages an hour later, I discovered that the model in one of the stock photos on its site appears to be none other than Dave, from Survivor China!

It doesn't take much, folks.