Phenomenonally Lame Magic Show

Phenomenon airs its second episode tonight, likely reconfirming what its premiere proved:

1. Uri Geller looks ridiculous when he stares into the camera.

2. Criss Angel has the same haircut as every sorta hip soccer mom in Iowa named Sheila.

3. Every remotely interesting magician already has a gig in Vegas.

Last week, one contestant guessed a number out of the phone book while the other put his hand in a bear trap. Woo.

First Roy is attacked by one of his own beloved tigers. Then Copperfield is outed as straight when he is charged with rape. Now this show.

Has Criss Angel heralded the death of magic?