Biggest Loser Returns With Profanities of All Kinds

A new season of Biggest Loser and new dramas.

Last season went the way of bad reality television, with undeserving alliances and immature rivalries. However, this season has all the makings of awesome reality entertainment.

We have Bob screaming at Joelle to "shut the f** up!"

We have partners being split up with one half of the team checking in from home (does someone want to tell orange team David that fried chicken and fries do not a healthy meal make?).

And best of all, we have the weekly weigh-in spectacle of tit-tych brown team daddy Ron. I have never seen a man with six breasts before. Dude's got a man udder. He's a human titadactyl. I don't know whether to scream when he takes his shirt off or start throwing dollar bills at his chests.

Speaking of cash, my money is on the black team. With both big boys still on the ranch, they're going to be posting numbers that the ladies won't be able to catch up on.