America's Next Top Model Premieres Tonight

Yes, Tyra is back. It's like we hardly had a chance to miss her.

Cycle 11's two-hour premiere unleashes its beastly self this eve. As you most likely already know, this season promises to be more scandalous than ever before because, great balls of fury, there's a transgendered contestant.

Actually, I am not sure if the bits have been snipped from the bob, but you know that won't stop Tyra from repeatedly upstaging the trannie. She will probably also use the she-man to belittle the rest of the starving gazelles by pointing out how s/he is ten times more feminine than them.

Since I will be at pre-natal class, I won't be able to recap the show until Friday.